VMA LIve Blog!!!

11:24
I'm sorry Lil' Wayne, but I have no more energy for this show. The VMAs are DUNZO!!!

11:21
The award goes to Katy Perry who was obviously trying to outdo Lady Gaga with that block on her head.

11:19
Katie Holmes announcing Video of the Year

11:15
Bruno Mars performed Valerie. Possibly one of the year's best television moments. Besides Beyonce of course.

11:08
Amy looks so good in that clip.

11:06
I sadly could not understand most of Russel's speech.

11:04
Random thought: Do Beyonce and Jay-Z need a nanny? I'm available!

11:03
Russel Brand is on stage to start the Amy Winehouse tribute.

10:56
Lady Gaga wins Best Female Video. MTV would not pass up on the chance to get Gaga back on stage.

10:53
I'm sticking it out. Cloris Leachman and the girls from Jersey Shore.

10:45
But Before I go Tyler The Creator's Mom must be the best mom in the world. I know absolutely nothing about your son, but you are amazing.

10:42
I honestly can't do this anymore. I'm done. It's been great, but nothing is going to top Beyonce.

10:37
Beyonce just did the damn thing. The show is over. We can all go home now.

10:30
LOVE ON TOP!!!!

10:29
Whatevs. it's Time for Beyonce!!!

10:28
Is that it? That was like a minute tops.

10:25
"I used to hang posters on the wall and touch myself"

10:24
Britney Tribute Time!!!

10:21
I completely missed Chris Brown. Apparently there was flying.

10:16
I left the room for Chris Brown's performance.

10:12
You Did Not Just Thank God and Jesus. J. Biebs, we're dunzo.

10:10
Mrs. Humphries!

10:07
That X Factor Commercial was more than exciting than most of the show.

10:04
I just gave Adele a standing Ovation.

9:58
ADELE IS ABOUT TO PERFORM!!!

9:56
All I can think about is Beyonce and her pregnancy. She's already stolen the show before even stepping on the stage. I'm secretly tuning the rest of this out until her performance.

9:53 Nayer and Her Poison Ivy Outfit. Vomit

9:50
I am IN LOVE with Ne-Yo's Velvet Blazer. The Sparkly Dancers were for Pitbull and Ne-Yo. And WTF is Nayer wearing. You're not a full blown pop star. Keep your clothes on.

9:47
Who is writing the inter-segment banter? It's a total fail!

9:46
"This is the time you want to interrupt me" I Love You Katy Perry.

9:44
These Julianne Hough Footloose commercials are sooo unbelievable.

9:38
Nicki Minaj Wins. Declares Lil Wayne best Rapper alive. I can't believe that after Ye and Jay!

9:37
Who are these Odd Future People? I mean, really?

9:36
As long as things don't veer down the path of the BET Awards I'm quite pleased with Kevin hart being the secret/unofficial host.

9:29
Jesse J performing in a chair is not working for me.

9:27
Miley Cyrus and Shaun White are introducing Best Rock Video. I totally forgot Miley Cyrus existed and am now questioning her relevancy. Foo Fighters end up winning the award. Nothing super exciting.

9:24
Kanye and Jay Z just blasted out and launched into Otis. Spaceship references are intentional in the hopes Beyonce joins them for Lift Off.

9:22
How are we feeling about the show so far? It started off big, but it's already starting to drag.

9:20
It's a commercial break. I'm watching the behind the scenes live stream and there is tons of scurrying about. I'm also floored by the news that Beyonce is Pregnant!

9:15
Brit Brit wins!!! Since she is getting a tribute tonight this should not have surprised me.

9:14
Jonah Hill and Nicki Minaj. I'm not really feeling either of their banter right now. They're introducing best Pop Video. Hope it goes to Adele!!

9:11
Kevin Hart actually would have made a decent host.

9:09
Gaga owned it. This is the year of the pompadour!!! Can she and Bruno Mars remake Grease?

9:03 PM
Someone please give Gagaloo an Oscar.

9:00 PM
It's Jo Calderone!